When you're down, the very hardest thing to do can be to just stand upright and drag yourself out of the house. If your superpowers are 'Awkward' super powers, dragging yourself to some kind of social situation can make the whole thing even more difficult.
Be up-front with the truth and wear it right there with this embroidered patch for everyone to see: 'Sorry I'm Late, I didn't Want To Come." That way, everyone will know how lucky they are to have you there.
 
This fully embroidered, iron-on fabric patch measures about 8.5cm tall by 7.5 cm wide.